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Taintstick
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Sir Eagle Cock III
Back in the time, before time began When the evil sea turtles The imagining gunts The neckless raccoons And the much feared bush pigs of Dick Doo walked the Earth One man stood for justice, for truth, for all of us This is his story Handed down from generation to generation This is all true
Join me now the tale The greatest you've ever heard The bravest of men The slayer of guns Sir Eagle Cock III
He comes from these places to Magical World Where things are just not quite real Where a man with no legs runs a charity race And could still finger Jessica Biel
The man with no penis has come to redeem us Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And save us from all we fear The turtles of doom and the vaginas of groomed And the gerbils of ridged gear Theres a man you can count on on gravity mountain And always is up for fun If your chick has a friend He will always pretend that the bitch isn't ugly or dumb
There once was a time with out reason or rhyme When the one legged sea turtle woke It was death or romance so off came his pants And he gave her a charity poke
So gather round children be silent and listen to stories you've never heard Of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of Dick Doo A hero who's half man half bird If you think you've seen it you only have dreamed it Cuz eagles have no dick or balls A cock in the moly has no baloney Our hero has no cock at aaaaaaaaalllllll
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